I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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