He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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