i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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