I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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