almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Pants are for mortals
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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