Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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