____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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