She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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