I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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