im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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