Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
