I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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