do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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