Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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