ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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