i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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