were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
