I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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