She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i came on her dog
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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