Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Someone shattered a urinal.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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