My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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