You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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