we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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