I feel great
I just peed on a car
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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