whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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