Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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