the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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