So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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