Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
