You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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