Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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