Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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