The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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