So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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