I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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