He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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