if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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