He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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