No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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