out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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