Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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