Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
