Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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