Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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