this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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