Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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