Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
