Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
now i know why i became what i already was.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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