What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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