Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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