The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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