Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
