After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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