Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have aggressive nipples.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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