Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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