can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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