Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Sorry about my life...
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