Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize