i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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